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Number 7 is a chapter from “The Last of the Bungalow Warriors” by Maurice Deats available for purchase at The Book Patch.

They smelled the bubblegum the moment they burst into the small shop on the corner, the wheels on their bikes still spinning where they came to rest after the two young boys leapt from them at full speed, and the shop door not yet having had time to slam shut behind them.  No wonder. The shop owner, knowing his customer base, had stacked the new shipment of Topps baseball card packages on a small table just to the right of the door where the afternoon sun beating through the window would heat up the packages, releasing the irresistible aroma.

It was spring, and the season was just about to get started.  The boys had saved their snow-shoveling money all winter in preparation for this moment.  They were the first in the shop, easily out-distancing the other town boys who would be arriving on foot.  That meant that they would be able to select first from the neat stacks of cards, five to a package plus the gum, for a nickel a pack.  The gum was not very good, or at least not for very long. And it was usually hard and became less and less pliable as the season wore on, as enough stock to supply a shop of this size for the entire season could easily be ordered all at once.  But today it would be at its freshest.

But it was not the bubblegum that was the object of the boys’ eagerness.  It was the cards.  Each package contained the hope of a Yankee card, or even more than one.  There were other cards that held some mild interest, and the rest were valuable currency for trades or fodder for games of closest to the wall or flipping. But it was the Yankee cards that were the real prize.  Each of those cards contained a picture of some Yankee, starter, reserve or prospect, while the back of the card contained his pedigree.  These were the player’s stats, figures that would be memorized, discussed and argued over endlessly, and went a long way towards determining which player a person would “call” before pickup games commenced.  There was an art to calling your player, at just the exact moment, so you could pretend to be him during the game.  You could not call too early, as that was unsportsmanlike, but if you waited until someone started the bidding you ran the risk of losing out on your first choice.  The timing was tricky, but everyone knew when bidding opened instinctively.  You just had to not jump the gun.

Any Yankee card was a win, and if you bought five packs and got even a single Yankee you had had yourself a good day.  But the ultimate prize was number seven.  No matter what position you played, your favorite player was number seven, and you wanted to be him, and so you tried to time your “call” so that you could take on his persona, if only for a game.  If that happened, you had had a very good day indeed.

Today, the young warrior and The Great Chief were not warriors.  It was the start of the season and they were now baseball players.  It was as such that they were sitting on the curb outside the shop, too-large Yankee caps on their heads, opening their card packs when the rest of the boys arrived, panting from having run all the way from the school.  The other boys looked enviously at the two brothers, some standing over them half resentful, half curious, anxious to see what players they had gotten.  Others pushed eagerly on into the store, still hoping that getting to select early would bring them luck.

As it turned out, there was luck to be had that day.  Each of the brothers had scored two Yankees apiece.  Neither of them, however, had been lucky enough to get a number seven.  Bobby Richardson, Moose Skowron, Ralph Terry, and Hector Lopez.  No Whitey Ford.  No Mickey Mantle.  The younger brother was happy because he had Bobby Richardson, his second favorite player, and a fellow second-baseman.  He would later come to embrace Moose Skowron, as his future coach, making light of his slender build and diminutive stature would saddle him with the nickname “Moose”.  But for now, it was Bobby Richardson.  The older brother was not overly thrilled with his take, but he was philosophical.  It was the first of many packs to be opened.  If not by him, then by one of the other boys for whom money was not so much of an issue and who did not possess his skill at flipping cards.  He was particularly adept at this and knew how to shame other boys into anteing up some of their more valuable cards.  He wasn’t worried.

And then it happened.  One of the other boys opened a pack and there at the top, a slight smudge of bubblegum coating covering the place where his bat met his shoulder, was the serious, purposeful likeness of number seven.  Mickey Mantle.

The gathering of boys fell briefly silent, as if in reverence, and then erupted.  Inside the shopkeeper grinned to himself.  He had them now. Outside the boys, took turns pounding the lucky lad on his back and congratulated him, called him every kind of name they could think of with “lucky” in the title, and then one by one slunk off to nurse their disappointment.  It should have been them.

The pecking order was now established.  The boy with the Mickey Mantle card would get to choose first when picking sides for games on the little league field behind the school.  His opinion on matters of player superiority would suddenly have more weight, and he would be deferred to in various other matters where validity was a matter of preference.  At least until someone else was able to land a number seven.  In the mean-time a period of reverence would be observed before bidding would begin in earnest to try to wrest the card away from him by offering any number of lesser players, some later to be Hall of Famers in their own right, as well as other treasures like old baseballs whose covers were not yet starting to come off, or a bat that only needed to be glued and wrapped but not screwed in order to continue functioning. Usually a week was sufficient.  But being as this was the beginning of the season, it would be surprising if that level of patience could be maintained.

As it happened, the week was not yet up when the younger brother was to face his greatest struggle.  It was to be a galvanizing moment in his life.  He would face other challenges.  He would be tested again and again over the course of his life, but none would compare to this.  Time would be marked from this moment onward.

It happened at recess.  The boy, now commonly referred to as Number Seven, was showing off his baseball card collection to a circle of rapt fellow graders.  His father was someone of note in the town and the family had money.  That meant that Number Seven was able to procure numerous packs of baseball cards.  More than anyone else.  He had managed to acquire several other Yankee cards, including the team card so he had not one but two cards with Mickey Mantle on them.  He had spread the cards out on the grass for inspection and was happily absorbing the envy of his classmates when the bell rang, signaling the end of recess.  The other boys sprinted away, leaving him to collect up his cards alone.  This he did hastily and started half walking half running towards the school.  The youngest brother, who had lagged behind for a last yearning look at the Mantle card, followed close behind at a jog.  When it happened it was unexpected.  A card dropped from the pile Number Seven was clutching awkwardly and drifted lazily to the ground in his wake.  The younger brother stopped, scooped up the card and started jogging after the boy.  He glanced casually at the card and stopped in mid stride.  It was the Mantle card.  He took a couple tentative steps towards the boy, stopped and started again.  They were now perilously close to the school door where Miss Helga stood like St Peter, guarding the gate.  The younger brother was awash with conflicting emotions.  There was no time to resolve them, so he did the only thing he could possibly do under the circumstances.  He slipped the card into his front pants pocket and walked gingerly into the school, trying hard not to bend his leg too much and damage the card.  Miss Helga looked suspiciously at him as he passed by her, but then she always seemed to.

The ride home from school was even slower than usual.  The older brother did not complain, as his breathing was becoming more and more forced these days.  If he thought it odd, he did not show it. The younger brother rode behind and pedaled primarily with his left leg, letting his right leg dangle as much as possible.  He was afraid to take the card out of his pocket for any reason and would not trust it to leave his person in any event.  You do not trust the Crown Jewels out of your sight, or at least out of your pocket. 

The younger brother was torn.  He wanted desperately to share his dilemma with his older, wiser brother, but he was afraid that he would not like the advice he would receive, nor the disapproval that would inevitably accompany it, because he knew in his heart of hearts that he was not capable of following it.  Knowing the right thing to do is seldom the comfort that one hopes.

There was a tiny nook in the attic behind the chimney that you had to reach your hand in and around to get to that he was sure even his older brother was unaware of.  He had used this in the past on a couple of occasions, like once when Betsy whose last name he could never remember had given him a valentine that said things he didn’t want anyone to see.  He somehow didn’t want to throw it out either, so there was nothing else to do but hide it.  It was a printed valentine from the same box everyone’s parents bought them to hand out at school, but she had added “hope you have a happy valentine’s day” on the back in block letters and had signed it in cursive.  Perhaps he read more sentiment into it than the sender had intended, but it was still too embarrassing to be seen by others, so he hid it.  His brother was busy in the bathroom for a moment, so he took advantage of the brief moment of separation and hid the Mantle card there and returned quickly before anyone noticed his absence.  He would find several opportunities to return here again, with a flashlight, so as to assure himself the poisoned fruit was still there.

It was not until two days later that the loss of the Mantle card was discovered.  Number Seven, who technically no longer warranted the title, had made additional purchases and was eager to show the boys his new Elston Howard card.  The tiny community was somehow unaware that there was a race issue in the country, so that card was cherished as well as any other.  More so now that he was the regular catcher.  It was in the spreading out of his cards on the grass as per usual that the loss of the Mantle card was discovered.  Frantically the pile of cards was searched and searched again to no avail.  The card was gone.  There was an uncomfortable hush over the multitude not witnessed since the funeral of the alternate town drunk.  The boys had not wanted to be at that funeral and they did not want to be here now.  It was that kind of moment.  The younger brother began to sweat.  He never sweat. Some of the others looked like they were fighting back tears.  It was a community loss.  It was the only Mantle card known to exist in their whole world.  The older brother looked puzzled as he glanced at his sibling, but he did not say anything.  As usual, he took this in stride, much as he took everything else.  “It will turn up”, someone said, and then the floodgates were open, and everyone chimed in with suggestions of where it might have been left and how it would be no time until he found it.  This was followed with another search of all Number Seven’s books and jacket pockets etc.  Suddenly someone noticed what looked like tiny traces of shredded cardboard on the freshly mown grass.  There was a unified audible gasp.  All but one gasped in horror.  One gasped in relief.  It was clear what had happened.  Each shard of cardboard was examined, and some felt they saw what looked like traces of the Mick’s face.  Others thought they saw writing that could have been the stats.  It was very hard to do accurate forensics.  There was too much damage.  There was no consoling Number Seven who was understandably still in denial.  No amount of sympathy would help, and empathy was impossible.  No one had ever experienced a loss of that magnitude.  Even reassurances that Number Seven could retain his title did little to console him.  At last the bell rang and as a group they slouched back into the school, past a waiting Miss Helga, who almost looked happy.

For the days that followed, the younger brother at first seemed to become less somber, but then became more and more self-absorbed. He did not eat well and seemed less interested in things.  His older brother noticed but did not comment. His parents were dealing with issues of their own and it didn’t register with them, or perhaps they were just enjoying the reduction in barometric pressure and didn’t want to do anything to disturb the less frenetic atmosphere.

It was two weeks later that Number Seven once again found the courage to display his cards.  He had purchased several packs one day and had gotten three more Yankees, only one a duplicate.  These he displayed proudly on the grass.  The bidding for the duplicate was hot and heavy but ultimately no agreement could be reached.  When the bell rang, the younger brother stayed behind to help him pick up and walked with him back to class, his step lighter than it had been in weeks. 

Buoyed up by his recent luck, Number Seven again made purchases at the corner shop, and again he scored a new Yankee card.  As usual the group was convened at recess the next day to show off the new Johnny Blanchard card.  When he spread out the cards, there were a couple of Baltimore Oriol cards mixed in with the Yankee cards.  When he moved them out of the way, his hand stopped suddenly in midair.  There beneath the Brooks Robinson card was the Mantle Card.  “Well I’ll Be” was all he said.  There was much back pounding and excited chatter and I told you so’s. 

When the bell sounded, the group brushing past Miss Helga was completely impervious to her usual demands for proper decorum when entering the school.  The world was back on its axis.

On the trip home the younger brother rode ahead of his older sibling, circling and coming back only to ride ahead again, over and over.  He did wheelies and slides and generally acted like a colt kicking up its heels.  As they neared the house, his older brother, clearly winded, looked him in the eye and simply asked, “When did you decide to give it back?”

Four years later the two boys would be sitting in the front row of the right field bleachers in Yankee Stadium with their oldest brother, looking down at a man wearing the number 7 on his pinstriped uniform.  It would be the first and only time they would ever see him play.  It is customary when asked to divulge the happiest moment of your life to respond by mentioning your wedding day or the birth of your child…and perhaps that is so.

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Gallantry and Grenades https://www.relativelyrandom.com/2020/03/gallantry-and-grenades/ Wed, 25 Mar 2020 06:30:00 +0000 http://www.relativelyrandom.com/?p=2259 Gallantry and Grenades is a chapter from “The Last of the Bungalow Warriors” by Maurice Deats available for purchase at The Book Patch. The...

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Gallantry and Grenades is a chapter from “The Last of the Bungalow Warriors” by Maurice Deats available for purchase at The Book Patch.

The war was over before either the young warrior or the Great Chief had been born, but its effects would linger, and would remain an influence on their lives.  There was still a strong feeling of patriotism, but more than that, there was a feeling of community.  And beyond that, there was a belief that sacrifice for the greater good was both a duty and an honor.

The warriors were torn this morning.  They wanted to go to the bungalow as was their daily habit, but it had been the youngest warrior’s birthday the day before, and among the somewhat meager collection of presents that had been bestowed upon him had been an assortment of green rubber army men that the only friend they had in the tiny community had given him.  These had been faithfully retrieved from packages of Cracker Jacks.  It was not originally the intention to save them for gifting purposes, but faced with the need for a suitable present and driven by a strong feeling of social obligation, they were hastily gathered together, crudely wrapped and proudly if somewhat reluctantly presented at the appropriate time at the party the day before.  There was of course nothing as exotic as ice cream at the party, but there was a cake that went a long way towards alleviating the young friend’s sense of personal loss.  Besides, toy ownership was a communal concept given the level of scarcity, so it wasn’t like he would not be interacting with them at roughly the same frequency.  Just the same, the youngest warrior was thrilled to get them, and felt richer than he had ever felt before.

So the choice was obvious.  Especially after a certain young boy came riding into the yard on his army green bike with the dark camo stripes, singing “You’re in the army now…you’re not behind the plow…you’ll never get rich by digging a ditch…you’re in the army now.”  The youngest warrior was not upset.  Truth be known, as much as he loved his life as a Bungalow Warrior, he had really hoped to spend the day with his new toys.  The Great Chief knew that morale would be low in the tribe if he forced them to be warriors today, so he gave in and the three of them quickly enlisted in the United States Army, Bravo Company.  They quickly ran up to their bedroom and reached under the bed where the weapons of war were stored and extracted a pair of metal and plastic army rifles and a knife in a green woven sheath.  The presence of the knife was not generally advertised, but military secrets were hard enough to keep in general, and it was especially hard to hide things from “she who knows everything”.  Just the same, the Great Chief slipped the knife inside his shirt as the boys scrambled down the stairs and headed for the door, cautiously delaying attaching it to his belt until they were safely outside, away from prying eyes.  The youngest warrior snatched up the cigar box with the little green army men from its place in the toy box in the corner of the stair landing on his way by.  It felt good to hold something of that great value in his hands, and owning it gave him new status that, as the youngest, was very much welcomed.

The three boys rushed out onto the porch, jumped down the length of the steps without touching any, gathered themselves and raced each other to the sandpile where a proper battle could be joined.  Since his arrival their friend had been grinning but not saying anything.  The warriors knew something was up but didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of asking what it might be.  At last the boy could contain himself no longer, and from the genuine army green ammunition pouch he had strapped to his belt he produced, with a flourish he had obviously practiced, a green oval item with a handle and a pin.  A real pretend grenade!  The warriors had seen them in the five and dime and dry goods store in town but of course did not have the money for such a thing as that.  And they had never known anyone fortunate enough to actually own one.  Turns out their friend’s cousin had left it by mistake when his family had stopped by for a quick visit the night before.

The grenade was a fancy one with a place you put in a special round cap or a cap torn off from a standard roll from a cap gun.  When you pushed the handle in and put in the pin it wound up a spring.  When you pulled the pin and let go of the handle the spring would unwind and turn a mechanism inside that caused a few second delay before the trigger released and detonated the cap, simulating an explosion.  It was designed so that even if you threw the grenade, and of course that is what it was for, the cap would stay in place and not jar free on impact.  The boys tried it a couple of times and were delighted to see the delay was long enough that it wouldn’t detonate until it landed, no matter how far they could throw it.  And better yet, it wouldn’t break.  A broken toy was bad enough, but a broken toy that didn’t really belong to you and that you probably shouldn’t be playing with was far worse.  They had had some experience with this, and they knew this to be true.

The boys had had access to comic books featuring actual soldiers who were war heroes, like G.I. Joe, so they knew a great deal about war and how it was supposed to go.  They arranged the green rubber figures in various battle configurations, half on each side of the mound of sand that was the battlefield.  The top of the mound was the prized target for both sides, as anybody knew who knew anything about the Battle of the Bulge.  This battle raged back and forth, and the grenade was tossed from one side to the other from time to time, scattering sand and little green men as it exploded, aided somewhat from a small sun-bronzed hand as needed.

As much fun as this was, especially given the recentness of having acquired the troops involved, it wasn’t long before the boys wanted to take a more active role in the war, and almost as if on a signal the three of them trotted off to the pig apple tree to gather up green apples to conduct a proper battle with.  There were three of them, so they would rotate where the extra man was, but whichever side ended up with only the one soldier would have use of the grenade.  That was only fair.

Well the thing about grenades is that they will wipe out anybody that happens to be in the neighborhood when they go off.  That meant instant defeat for the receiving team.  But the boys had paid close attention when reading those comic books, and they knew it was every soldier’s duty, nay his highest honor and deepest pleasure, to fall on any grenades that happened by, thus saving his comrades and preserving the victory, and possibly freeing all of Europe and ending conflict in the Pacific Theater in the bargain.  The more grenades you fell on the greater your legacy, and leaving a legacy was the thing that all soldiers strove for, and there was no greater shame than failing to die and therefore not having an opportunity to leave a legacy.  So when the grenade landed, the boys would jostle each other as they scrambled to be the one who had the privilege of falling on it.  This put a strain on civility and threatened unity amongst the troupes.  In fact, in days to come, when some boys visiting from out of town joined in the battles, a fist fight actually broke out when one boy felt that another older boy was hogging all the glory for himself and not letting anyone else fall on the grenade.  But today there was no such conflict, as the three boys were inseparable friends and the idea of fighting among themselves was unthinkable.  Well, mostly.

The war ended eventually, with the allied forces emerging victorious.  The soldiers trudged home anxious to be reunited with their families and ever hopeful that there might be some scraps of cake remaining from yesterday’s party.  As they trudged wearily in, “she who knows everything” smiled to herself as she saw the multiple black smudges on the boy’s shirts where the caps had exploded, and guided the boys to the table where the last three pieces of cake perched invitingly, along with a glass of chocolate milk.  The chocolate had been purchased because of the party and was not something that one could rely on being available generally speaking.  As the boys settled over their cake, “she who knows everything” leaned over and put her lips close to the Great Chief’s ear so that only he could hear and said lovingly, “If I ever catch you rolling around on the ground with that knife on your belt again I’m going to skin you with it.”  And then she smiled sweetly and went back to her chores.

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Summer Gun https://www.relativelyrandom.com/2016/12/summer-gun/ Sat, 03 Dec 2016 15:30:15 +0000 http://www.relativelyrandom.com/?p=1828 It was summer now with the pressing responsibilities of winter and spring behind him. Most days now he rose early, strapped on the pearl...

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It was summer now with the pressing responsibilities of winter and spring behind him. Most days now he rose early, strapped on the pearl handled revolver and rode up into the hills where the others would be waiting. The gun had been a gift from the man and woman who had raised him, as was the sleek black holster with the rawhide tiedown. It was shaped to fit low on his thigh and had a single large rivet holding the holster body to the belt. This was a benefit when riding with the tiedown applied as it afforded more freedom of movement. But it also had the advantage of allowing the holster to be swiveled into firing position without extracting the gun when the tiedown was left to hang. He had seen this done and was convinced it was the fastest method of delivering a first shot, especially if caught off-guard in a situation that required swift decisive action. He had practiced this for hours and was confident that he could execute all the required mechanics of pulling back the hammer, aiming and firing flawlessly.

Not that he wasn’t fast using the conventional draw. Very fast. Of the three that met on an almost daily basis to hone their skills he was without a doubt the fastest. And he liked to think he was the most accurate as well. He was the youngest of the three and reluctant to make too much of it, preferring to let them arrive at their own conclusions naturally. They were all young, the truth be known, but no one dedicated more time to their craft than the three of them, and their confidence was growing like the unmown grass of the pasture where they practiced.

The gun was his pride. The pearl handle, the detailed tooling on the silver body. He wanted to add notches to indicate his successes, but had heard from those older and more experienced than he that that was for tinhorns. He did not want to be thought of as a tinhorn. But it was the holster that gave him the most satisfaction. The row of loops on the back of the belt that held a dozen cartridges, secured on each end with a small silver Concho.   The casings were silver with the business ends of brass. This was his trademark. The leather smelled good in the summer sun, and he oiled it regularly. Like others of his age, he wore the gun practically everywhere. If he were to be honest, he would feel naked without it. The one place it was strictly not allowed was in church. The minister had a lot of strong convictions and that was one of them. He never felt all that comfortable in church anyway, but felt compelled to go. This just added to his discomfort. A fellow felt exposed enough in the presence of the almighty without being disarmed as well. He was almost willing to risk the unfortunate result of attendance taking on the day of judgement if it meant that attendance here on earth could be a little more sporadic. But the other two went and he did not want to be thought less a man than they.

This morning was no different than most. He mounted up and rode off up the hill. Between his knees was the shiny black with splashes of white. His saddle was black with silver rivets and black rawhide ties. His saddlebags, too, were black with white western fringe and silver buckles. And these were outfitted for the day, including a hastily thrown together lunch and the last of the pie. “Ma”, as she was called, was strict in her own way, but she could make pie like nobody else.

He always enjoyed the rhythmic sound of riding, slow and labored for the trip up the steep incline, gliding almost effortlessly down the gentle slope and past the general store and restaurant that was one of the few commercial establishments in the small settlement. He had his choice of trails. He could take the long steady incline with the equally long switchback or he could walk his mount directly up the side of the bluff that was far too steep and rough to allow for riding. The latter was quicker, and as he was late arriving today he chose that. It was a stiff climb, and he was breathing heavily as he crested the hill and gazed out at the broad sweep of the pasture where the others were waiting. One of them, his brother, was twirling his gun around his finger and switching hands and putting on a show for the other who was clumsily try to copy the moves without much success. Though less sure handed than the two brothers, being bigger and stronger made that fellow a good one to have on your side in case of a scrap. And besides, he was good natured generally and all in all pleasant to be around when not crowded.

As he remounted for the short ride to where the others had secured their mounts he smiled slightly and breathed a little deeper to take in the smells of the pasture and the fresh summer air. He was happy. And on top of everything else, today was his birthday. He thought to himself as he put down the kickstand that he was glad it was summer…and that it was good to finally be eight.

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Heat https://www.relativelyrandom.com/2016/07/heat/ Fri, 01 Jul 2016 14:39:21 +0000 http://www.relativelyrandom.com/?p=1759 In the upstairs bathroom, I practiced with paint — eyes, cheeks, lips. The New York summer dragged on, humid and misty. Cousin’s grunge bands...

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In the upstairs bathroom,
I practiced with paint —
eyes, cheeks, lips.

The New York summer
dragged on, humid and misty.

Cousin’s grunge bands
jammed out the angst we all felt
in those days

Below, in my uncle’s driveway,
tools beat a rhythm of freedom.braids-n-beltloops
I knew the words to your song instinctively.

Your anthem pulled me to the window   .
You had your head in the engine of a GMC.
Your hands, young, but capable
manipulated horsepower and torque
and the promise of the American highway.

I could feel the heat of your body
rise
two stories up–
steam through cotton.

The universe told me what to do,
but I turned back to my reflection,
tamed my wildness into a prim braid,
blotted my lip gloss
and only thought about
slipping my fingers
through your belt loops
and turning you around to face me.

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